Anonymous asked:
my eevee just ate like, four firestones and a leaf stone, We’re at the poke center now but like its still an eevee , huh?
realpokemon answered:
how the hell did you not notice your eevee was gobbling full rocks like a graveler before the FIFTH ONE. it ate a goddamn everstone too what the fuck what the fuck
What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids
If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me
I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake
Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time
came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back
Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.
Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes that angry, unfettered itch in the back of your brain grow stronger.
How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.
You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.
never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset
What does hate fuck mean ?
when hate someone so much you fuck them
The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars
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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
wait a minute
that's me. that's my post. what is this
