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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cloisterblack626
kitsnicket

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

kitsnicket

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If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

kitsnicket

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

kitsnicket

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

cloisterblack626
mintmatcha

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

mintmatcha

Seeing pictures of yourself -the real you, the one people miss, the one people look for in your eyes- is like staring into a foggy mirror. The parts are there, you think, but the details are lost.

Someone who loves you makes you breakfast. You thank him and eat it despite the fact the eggs are too crisp on the sides and missing much needed salt. He says its how you like it, but that just makes that angry, unfettered itch in the back of your brain grow stronger.

How I used to like it, you want to say, how I used to be.

You grip your butter knife harder and light catches the polished metal. The glimpse you catch of yourself in the cutlery looks nothing like the photo on the mantle.